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Category: Reviews
ReLIFE (2016) Anime Review
ReLIFE. Relive high school again as an adult? No thanks. I hated homework and I enjoy my freedom.
The Lego Batman Movie (2017) Movie Review
The Lego Batman Movie. Tweet, tweet, on the street. Fly, Robin, Fly…
Born to Be Blue (2015) Movie Review
Born to Be Blue. Ethan Hawke is moving in this melancholic picture.
A Hologram for the King (2016) Movie Review
A Hologram for the King. Messy narrative, but it has Tom Hanks.
Overdrive (2017) Movie Review
Overdrive. More like, Ocean’s Fast Italian Gone in 60 Furious Seconds. Was that overkill? Overkill would have been a better title.
Murder on the Orient Express (2017) Movie Review
Murder on the Orient Express. There’s so much talking, I thought the killer’s weapon of choice was their mouth.
Aoharu x Machinegun (2015) Anime Review
Aoharu x Machinegun. I still don’t get the title of this anime. Either way, it’s a bad series.
The Babysitter (2017) Movie Review
The Babysitter. Babysitters be crazy, am I right?
Ben-Hur (2016) Movie Review
Ben-Hur. The only thing epic about this film is its failure.