Baywatch. In Emerald Bay Area, the dedicated lifeguards who patrol these beaches are members of an elite squad known as the Baywatch Unit. These are their stories. Dun Dun.
Category: Movies
Megan Leavey (2016) Movie Review
Megan Leavey. Another story about how dogs are amazing.
Daddy’s Home (2015) Movie Review
Daddy’s Home. Just like ice cream it stays inside the cones.
Alien: Covenant (2017) Movie Review
Alien: Covenant. In the theatre no one can hear you sigh.
Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Movie Review
Thor: Ragnarok. Thor and Hulk were on fire in this! Hulk like raging fire. Thor like smouldering fire.
Eddie the Eagle (2016) Movie Review
Eddie the Eagle I’m the best there is at what I do. But what I do best is ski jump drunk? No wait, that line isn’t quite right….
Blade Runner 2049 (2017) Movie Review
Blade Runner 2049. Where and when get I can a Joi? I want a futuristic Rosie too.
How to Be Single (2017) Movie Review
How to Be Single. Watch this movie with your significant other.
The Boss Baby (2017) Movie Review
The Boss Baby. The baby is cute and funny, but the poop jokes and weak premise not so much.
Blade Runner (1982) Movie Review
Blade Runner. My memories of this film will not be lost in time, like tears in rain.