Thor: Ragnarok. Thor and Hulk were on fire in this! Hulk like raging fire. Thor like smouldering fire.
Oshiete! Galko-chan (2016) Anime Review
Oshiete! Galko-chan. Please tell me, Galko-chan…why do you look like a crappy anime from the early 90s.
Eddie the Eagle (2016) Movie Review
Eddie the Eagle I’m the best there is at what I do. But what I do best is ski jump drunk? No wait, that line isn’t quite right….
Big Mouth Season 01 (2017) Animation Review
Big Mouth. If you don’t watch this sitcom, the Hormone Monster is going to make you “Jackson Pollack” all over your pants.
Blade Runner 2049 (2017) Movie Review
Blade Runner 2049. Where and when get I can a Joi? I want a futuristic Rosie too.
How to Be Single (2017) Movie Review
How to Be Single. Watch this movie with your significant other.
The Boss Baby (2017) Movie Review
The Boss Baby. The baby is cute and funny, but the poop jokes and weak premise not so much.
Magi: The Kingdom of Magic (2013-14) Anime Review
Magi: The Kingdom of Magic. Alibaba never not getting the number one hostess.
Blade Runner (1982) Movie Review
Blade Runner. My memories of this film will not be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) Movie Review
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. Better than On Stranger Tides, but not by much.